Am I Losing My Mind?...

Yesterday's Conversation via text and some exchange of words. It goes something like this...early morning convo
Incoming Text: Have you seen my keys?
Me: No
Me: You had to have them to get in the house last night, look in your pockets and on the floor under furniture
Incoming Text: I've looked everywhere, they have mysteriously disappeared!
Me: Well at least you have an extra car key, use it to get to the track meet. What about your house key?
Incoming Text: I'll just leave the back door unlocked
Me: Ok, but when I get home I'm going to tear that place up and not stop until I find them! They have to be there somewhere!

Early evening, I pull into the driveway, notice the other car parked in the street and figure he must not have found the spare car key so he just had someone pick him up. I reach into my purse to get my house keys out, and low and behold pull out HIS key ring! Mystery solved, but the story doesn't end there!

Me via text: I hate to even admit this, but I had your keys the whole time! Sorry

No reply, but figured he was busy coaching at the track meet
Later that night I wanted to lock up the house as I prepared to go to bed.

Me via text: Are you coming home tonight?, because I want to lock up the house before I go to bed
Incoming Text: I've been in my room resting...thought you knew I was home..haha

Me entering his room: No Freaking Way! You have been here all night and I didn' even know it!

Him: The meet was cancelled, I had a headache and just decided to go to bed
Him: I'm surprised you didn't hear me use the bathroom!
Me: No, I had no idea you were here! All I can say, is that it's a good thing I didn't invite my boyfriend over tonight! haha :)